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by Alabama Hot Pocket

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1.
Faggot Storm 03:53
faggot storm you know that your ass will burn take it as an introduction to this new society if you know what i mean faggot storm we conquer the world rip apart your butthole like a rainbow that seperates the sky dick for a dick eye for an eye faggot storm you better know your place faggot storm in this new regime faggot storm time for cheesecake faggot storm like a winternight i never thought i grow so cold from love
2.
Jesus Crimes 02:22
he is back better stronger than ever before he is back your prayers aint got shit on the right pimp hand of god jesus crimes climbs down from his cross and spits on your fucking church fear the man who came back to hustle be blinded by a bling bling crown of thorns parentel advisor explict content will be the label on his new bible he is back better stronger than ever before
3.
where did he go i cant find him anywhere dont say you dont know who i mean its that guy we allways hang around with well i guess that i could give a short description of what he looks like he's living just down the street in that dilapitadeted house that smells like pot and beer even a mile against the wind his wardrobe consists just of slayer shirts and some obscure black metal bands i never heard in my life oh and he has this epic beard even chewbacca would be envious about i heard that he became the king of egypt how? I gonna tell you in another song so stay tuned for part 2
4.
some people get raped by elephants or fistfucked by trumanji but you dont know the real pain of a cuteness overload theres no room for life in these black eyes and with a nose this big they can smell your fear is there a thirst for blood ever to satisfy maybe with applepie watching and watitng and planning and calculating with an icecold perfection who do you think you can fool just because you act lazy as fuck...well not me they say you have to fight fire with fire and i know this is enemy territory so i will become the cutest thing in this world in a pink dress with culry hair and a tiara they dont know what comes for them bree bree bree face to face with cruelity and i know this is my olny chance sleeping eating fucking acting like they´ve nothing to hide though this mankind will not know its savior this day will end with a koala goregrind massacre and if i fall bury me ass up so i can serve as a bike rack
5.
i can remember all the joy, all the highs, all goals i had as i start to sing in this band i would sing from my heart, be the voice of the lost one would remember me now i´m sitting here writing songs about slipdogs and clitcats i was full of hope, knew i could change the world nothing could dissaude me from my way the strength in my words could heal a broken heart but i´m sitting here, i´m sitting here writing songs about slipdogs and clitcats
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Pimpterlude 01:14
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and so he hang down from a gutter for everyone to see as a first sign of the apocalypse i will sharp my chainsaw and begin this carnage till there is no one left who bree bree breaths stock up your supplies, because this nights gonna be the longest of your goddamn life the undead... were breastfeed... from a braindead... society unable to think for themselves recite nothing more but... mmmphhh rrmpppfff mmmhppppfff rrmmmphhf mpphhffff uuurgggh i dont blame you for being this way a mindless creation of society you better run for your life you better run becuase the message has been posted shared twitterd and liked i´m on a hunt for every swagger fag who thinks i give a damn for his life let me just get this straight i dont give a fuck how good your frenchtoast looks on instagram my cleasing its gonna be legendary
8.
Notdurft 112 02:45
wer sich "i love fotze" auf den arsch taettowiert der muss sich hier nicht die buchse vollscheissen nur weil der text mal auf deutsch ist also schnauze halten ich pump den shit ich zieh das durch und beim gig merkts eh kein schwein schmier deinen unmut doch mit kacke an die waende aendern tu ich den mist jetzt nicht nochmal call notdurft 112 for a good time die hotline fuer den mann von welt fuer den das geschaeft in der schuessel zaehlt und bei dem ein breakdown nicht ohne ganz viel bree bree geht bre bree breeeeeeee du hast die scheisse doch auch zum fressen gern zoeger jetzt nicht laenger und mach den ersten schritt find heut noch gleichgesinnte ein spass fuer gross und klein entschuldigt mich mal eben ich bin dann nur mal schnell noch einen abseilen
9.
come close here come close my dear all of my apologies ain't... fake i bet i'm not the first man who mistakes his girlfriends face with her ass shure it's happening again and again but well, who is perfect anyway even thou it happens again and again and i swear this was the last time it's still happening again and again but well, who is perfect anyway shit, cunt, piss, ass i'm here to fuck bitches and shew bubblegum and i'm out of gum so why don't you taste my cum no more mister nice guy it's not the time to be a gentelman unemployment? i got a job for you right in my pants bitch why are you kneeling on the right side R I M J O B that's the deal did i forget to mention it's diarrhea day now that you finaly look like the piece of shit that you are let me ask you a question. one good question is there sill any chocolate pie left? no? mh... bree bree breee
10.
wake up, wake up this is your call for redemtion these whispers one day they turn into a rawr i am the silence that falls upon this little town once more i am the decision you made face down in the dirt in your own blood hear me one day you prevail because they can't stand against what they create hear me ever time you've been treated like shit by a world of clique and cliché every time they made you feel the cold in the warmth of a summer day i am here to spit fire wherever you walk i am here to speak out what you've hidden within every moment lost in time your pride, your youth, your innocence no one will ever listen to you like i do it's only what they deserve for the hell they put you through every moment lost in time your pride your youth your innocence will fuel the flame, will load the gun a world with bloodshot eyes for every moment lost in timne one will fall and you will rise the hours they suffer will be a punishment for all those years of your torment this is the end... OH!
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A Repulsive Decapitation Of A Mongolied Fetus Live At 7 pm dude we got to see this shit before the whole world comes to an end you gather food and suplies i call all our friends beer booze and wine to celebrate this epic night with love and someone who has to die cheers to my sense for the newest sensations it´s still epmresive how we can see, though our eyes are closed but yet are unable to hear the screams that impaling the earth is this your reality is this your reality is this your reality is this the life you wanted to live
12.
my name is lightning maik mcCool and you will remember me for the next 20 seconds the game... somehow it has just begun but its... already over in my pants thats what... you get for getting on with me...has no one warned you before let me tell you its a thug life when you lived the lightning way neither if i go or if i stay, i have to hide my head in shame the gilrs...cant get...enough...of me... they want...the D...of maik...y (bree) i cum...buckets...with light...ning speed... faster...then my...pants can...see my knees... they call me lightning maik for a reason oh and did i mention? i am rich as fuck
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iBrowse 03:56
i dont browse the web every day but when i do eyebrows through a world with chicks and their gigantic dicks where cats could rule the world even i was once indignant and unwelcome in here WIEHLE take my hand and i will be your guidance through this maelstorm of my perverted infested sickend kawaii state of mind guidance...sounds like something...they do..at a gay club WIEHLE ***text wird hier zu emotional, alles unter wasser weil wasserparty*** ***lyrics to emotional, everything under water because of waterparty***

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released February 27, 2015

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