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Faggot Storm
03:53
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faggot storm
you know that your ass will burn
take it as an introduction to this new society
if you know what i mean
faggot storm
we conquer the world
rip apart your butthole
like a rainbow that seperates the sky
dick for a dick eye for an eye
faggot storm
you better know your place
faggot storm
in this new regime
faggot storm
time for cheesecake
faggot storm
like a winternight
i never thought i grow so cold from love
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Jesus Crimes
02:22
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he is back
better stronger than ever before
he is back
your prayers aint got shit
on the right pimp hand of god
jesus crimes climbs down from his cross
and spits on your fucking church
fear the man who came back to hustle
be blinded by a bling bling crown of thorns
parentel advisor explict content
will be the label on his new bible
he is back better stronger than ever before
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where did he go
i cant find him anywhere
dont say you dont know who i mean
its that guy we allways hang around with
well i guess that i could give a short description of what he looks like
he's living just down the street in that dilapitadeted house
that smells like pot and beer
even a mile against the wind
his wardrobe consists just of slayer shirts
and some obscure black metal bands
i never heard in my life
oh and he has this epic beard even chewbacca would be envious about
i heard that he became the king of egypt
how?
I gonna tell you in another song
so stay tuned for part 2
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4. |
Koala Goregrind Massacre
02:52
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some people get raped by elephants
or fistfucked by trumanji
but you dont know the real pain
of a cuteness overload
theres no room for life in these black eyes
and with a nose this big they can smell your fear
is there a thirst for blood ever to satisfy
maybe with applepie
watching and watitng and planning and calculating with an icecold perfection
who do you think you can fool just because you act lazy as fuck...well not me
they say you have to fight
fire with fire
and i know this is
enemy territory
so i will become
the cutest thing in this world
in a pink dress with
culry hair and a tiara
they dont know what comes for them
bree bree bree
face to face with cruelity
and i know this is my olny chance
sleeping eating fucking
acting like they´ve nothing to hide
though this mankind
will not know its savior
this day will end with a
koala goregrind massacre
and if i fall
bury me ass up
so i can serve
as a bike rack
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5. |
Slipdog And Clitcat
04:03
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i can remember
all the joy, all the highs, all goals i had
as i start to sing in this band
i would sing from my heart, be the voice of the lost
one would remember me
now i´m sitting here writing songs about
slipdogs and clitcats
i was full of hope, knew i could change the world
nothing could dissaude me from my way
the strength in my words could heal a broken heart
but i´m sitting here, i´m sitting here writing songs about
slipdogs and clitcats
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6. |
Pimpterlude
01:14
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and so he hang down from a gutter
for everyone to see
as a first sign of the apocalypse
i will sharp my chainsaw
and begin this carnage
till there is no one left who bree bree breaths
stock up your supplies, because this nights gonna be
the longest of your goddamn life
the undead... were breastfeed... from a braindead... society
unable to think for themselves
recite nothing more but...
mmmphhh rrmpppfff mmmhppppfff rrmmmphhf mpphhffff uuurgggh
i dont blame you for being this way
a mindless creation of society
you better run for your life
you better run
becuase the message has been posted shared twitterd and liked
i´m on a hunt for every swagger fag who thinks i give a damn for his life
let me just get this straight i dont give a fuck
how good your frenchtoast looks on instagram
my cleasing
its gonna be legendary
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8. |
Notdurft 112
02:45
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wer sich "i love fotze" auf den arsch taettowiert
der muss sich hier nicht die buchse vollscheissen
nur weil der text mal auf deutsch ist
also schnauze halten
ich pump den shit
ich zieh das durch
und beim gig merkts eh kein schwein
schmier deinen
unmut doch
mit kacke
an die waende
aendern tu ich den mist jetzt nicht nochmal
call notdurft 112 for a good time
die hotline fuer den mann von welt
fuer den das geschaeft in der schuessel zaehlt
und bei dem ein breakdown
nicht ohne ganz viel bree bree geht
bre bree breeeeeeee
du hast die scheisse doch auch
zum fressen gern
zoeger jetzt nicht laenger
und mach den ersten schritt
find heut noch gleichgesinnte
ein spass fuer gross und klein
entschuldigt mich mal eben
ich bin dann nur mal schnell
noch einen abseilen
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come close here
come close my dear
all of my apologies ain't... fake
i bet i'm not the first man
who mistakes his girlfriends face with her ass
shure it's happening again and again
but well, who is perfect anyway
even thou it happens again and again
and i swear this was the last time
it's still happening again and again
but well, who is perfect anyway
shit, cunt, piss, ass
i'm here to fuck bitches and shew bubblegum
and i'm out of gum
so why don't you taste my cum
no more mister nice guy
it's not the time to be a gentelman
unemployment? i got a job for you right in my pants
bitch why are you kneeling on the right side
R I M J O B that's the deal
did i forget to mention
it's diarrhea day
now that you finaly look like the piece of shit that you are
let me ask you a question. one good question
is there sill any chocolate pie left?
no? mh...
bree bree breee
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10. |
Billy Beretta
03:50
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wake up, wake up
this is your call for redemtion
these whispers one day
they turn into a rawr
i am the silence that falls upon this little town once more
i am the decision you made face down in the dirt
in your own blood
hear me one day you prevail
because they can't stand against what they create
hear me
ever time you've been treated like shit
by a world of clique and cliché
every time they made you feel the cold
in the warmth of a summer day
i am here to spit fire wherever you walk
i am here to speak out what you've hidden within
every moment lost in time
your pride, your youth, your innocence
no one will ever listen to you like i do
it's only what they deserve for the hell they put you through
every moment lost in time
your pride your youth your innocence
will fuel the flame, will load the gun
a world with bloodshot eyes
for every moment lost in timne
one will fall and you will rise
the hours they suffer will be a punishment for all those years
of your torment
this is the end... OH!
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A Repulsive Decapitation Of A Mongolied Fetus Live At 7 pm
dude we got to see this shit before the whole world comes to an end
you gather food and suplies
i call all our friends
beer booze and wine
to celebrate this epic night with love
and someone who has to die
cheers to my sense
for the newest sensations
it´s still epmresive how we can
see, though our eyes are closed
but yet are unable to hear
the screams that impaling the earth
is this your reality
is this your reality
is this your reality
is this the life you wanted to live
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12. |
Lightning Maik McCool
03:07
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my name is lightning maik mcCool
and you will remember me
for the next 20 seconds
the game... somehow it has just begun
but its... already over in my pants
thats what... you get for getting on
with me...has no one warned you before
let me tell you its a thug life when you lived the lightning way
neither if i go or if i stay, i have to hide my head in shame
the gilrs...cant get...enough...of me...
they want...the D...of maik...y (bree)
i cum...buckets...with light...ning speed...
faster...then my...pants can...see my knees...
they call me lightning maik for a reason
oh and did i mention?
i am rich as fuck
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iBrowse
03:56
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i dont browse the web every day
but when i do eyebrows
through a world with chicks and their gigantic dicks
where cats could rule the world
even i was once indignant and unwelcome in here
WIEHLE
take my hand and i will be your guidance
through this maelstorm of my
perverted infested sickend kawaii
state of mind
guidance...sounds like something...they do..at a gay club
WIEHLE
***text wird hier zu emotional, alles unter wasser weil wasserparty***
***lyrics to emotional, everything under water because of waterparty***
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